{"id":133,"date":"2026-01-23T05:24:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-23T05:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/?p=133"},"modified":"2026-06-22T05:24:40","modified_gmt":"2026-06-22T05:24:40","slug":"un-progre-y-un-zurdo-entablan-una-discusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Un progre y un zurdo entablan una discusi\u00f3n"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

2003…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Conversaci\u00f3n, en dos tiempos, entre progres\u00eda asintom\u00e1tica y zurdo con s\u00edntomas (ya jubilado, un pu\u00f1etero iaioflauta):<\/p>\n\n\n\n

China es, y ser\u00e1 siempre, el culo del mundo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Creo que es el futuro y a no mucho tardar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Est\u00e1s como una cabra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Necesitar\u00e1s leche para hacer tu queso rulo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hay mucho mercado donde encontrarla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sin duda, pero con marca autentificada no abunda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00bfPretendes registrarla?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1Qu\u00e9 va!, es de libre uso la suerte, solo hay que perseguirla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfSuerte o mimo lo tuyo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Depende de si sientes envidia, depende de tus gafas y de sus colores. \u00bfT\u00fa qu\u00e9 crees?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suerte inmerecida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ya te digo que hay que perseguirla, si te quedas quieto nunca te llega, pero que por tu par\u00e1lisis, por tu \u00absensato\u00bb miedo, taches de inmerecida la conseguida m\u00e1s parece envidia, \u00bfo son celos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Solo necesito de mi paz, t\u00fa, con tu persecuci\u00f3n, perturbas mi calma, no quiero tu esperma, y tu padre rechaza como pago tu masturbaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pues a disfrutar de tu calma chicha, que en el oasis catal\u00e1n te refociles y puedas seguir haciendo cosas para mayor envidia de otros como t\u00fa. \u00a1Ah!, y al menos haced que funcionen los trenes de cercan\u00edas, pues es que ni eso sab\u00e9is…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Para eso entr\u00e9 en pol\u00edtica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfPara refocilarte o para ver c\u00f3mo nada funciona?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, para disponer de los medios para cambiar las cosas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eso hazlo, no lo digas y no esperes que te d\u00e9 las gracias, yo seguir\u00e9 persiguiendo sue\u00f1os y buscar\u00e9 a otros que renieguen de la inmundicia que sigue creciendo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ya, claro, entre todos lo haremos caer, \u00bfverdad?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bueno, est\u00e1 dif\u00edcil, pero el esfuerzo vale la pena por s\u00ed mismo y mientras hay vida hay esperanza. Adi\u00f3s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adi\u00f3s, y recuerda que es por eso que no nos movemos, no hay que poner en peligro lo \u00fanico que tenemos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tienes, ten\u00e9is derecho, lo recuerdo. Recuerda t\u00fa que yo lo tengo de moverme, por lo que espero de ti tu silencio por \u00e9l.No me oir\u00e1s renegar de tu esperanza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eso espero por nuestras vidas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u518d\u89c1\uff01Entonces me gir\u00e9 y mand\u00e9 a la mierda al oasis catal\u00e1n y al grotesco esperpento espa\u00f1ol. Alejandro.\u963f\u5386<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

2003… Conversaci\u00f3n, en dos tiempos, entre progres\u00eda asintom\u00e1tica y zurdo con s\u00edntomas (ya jubilado, un pu\u00f1etero iaioflauta): China es, y ser\u00e1 siempre, el culo del mundo. Creo que es el futuro y a no mucho tardar. Est\u00e1s como una cabra. Necesitar\u00e1s leche para hacer tu queso rulo. Hay mucho mercado donde encontrarla. Sin duda, pero […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alejandro","category-var"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135,"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profesorali.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}